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Google Translator - Boyfriend
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swaggie:

Google Translator singing Boyfriend

“Will you wash the dishes?”

Me:

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guccimom:

i hope boys think it’s cute when a girl eats a tray of brownies by herself

unicorntitts:

Pac stood up, and it’s the first thing you heard him say in like, two weeks of court. ‘You know, your honor, throughout this entire court case, you haven’t looked me or my attorney in the eye once. It’s obvious that you’re not here in the search for justice, so therefore, there’s no point in me asking for a lighter sentence. I don’t care what you do cause you’re not respecting us, this is not a court of law; as far as I’m concerned, no justice is being served here, and you still can’t look me in the eye. So I say, do what you wanna do, give me whatever time you want, because I’m not in your hands, I’m in God’s hands.

unicorntitts:

Pac stood up, and it’s the first thing you heard him say in like, two weeks of court. ‘You know, your honor, throughout this entire court case, you haven’t looked me or my attorney in the eye once. It’s obvious that you’re not here in the search for justice, so therefore, there’s no point in me asking for a lighter sentence. I don’t care what you do cause you’re not respecting us, this is not a court of law; as far as I’m concerned, no justice is being served here, and you still can’t look me in the eye. So I say, do what you wanna do, give me whatever time you want, because I’m not in your hands, I’m in God’s hands.

Night before school: i want to look attractive tomorrow
Morning of school: nevermind
That awkward moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because you’re just so hilarious.
That irritating moment when you’re rushing to do your assignment

and this bitch comes to you and start blabbering stuff.

me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
polytoed:

LITTLE BABY

polytoed:

LITTLE BABY